hire a topless waiter or shirtless bartender in melbourne

1800 468 267

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1800 468 267 📱

meet melbournes finest topless waiters & shirtless barmen

  • Melbourne Male Stripper performing for Hens Parties, Girls Night Out, 21st Birthday Surprise, Wedding Planning, Bridesmaid, Maid of Honour,

    🐎CHAD STALLION🐎

    1-800 HOT COPS Raunchiest Stripper & Art Class Aficionado

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  • Melbourne Topless Bartender & Topless Waiter performing for Hens Parties, Girls Night Out, 21st Birthday Surprise, Wedding Planning, Bridesmaid, Maid of Honour,

    🍾MAX HUNGWELL🥂

    1-800 HOT COPS Signature Cocktail Specialist

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  • Melbourne Male Stripper performing for Hens Parties, Girls Night Out, 21st Birthday Surprise, Wedding Planning, Bridesmaid, Maid of Honour,

    🚩DIRK "the red flag" Diggler🚩

    1-800 HOT COPS Superstar Performer & Resident Party Starter

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what does a topless waiter or shirtless bartender do?

Planning a hens can be stressful - Rest assured, our charming topless waiters come prepared with all the mixology equipment and party games, to make sure theres’ no headaches on the big day.

You bring the crowd and the laughter, we’ll bring the heat🔥

how to book a topless waiter or shirtless bartender for your hens in melbourne
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👯‍♂️ Two Topless Waiters

  • Double the charm, double the fun. Book two of Melbourne’s finest topless waiters to keep the drinks flowing, host party games, and make sure every guest feels looked after. Perfect for hens parties, birthdays, and girls’ nights, our waiters bring cheeky banter, great energy, and plenty of laughs. You choose the look - classic police-themed pants or just an apron for a bolder vibe.

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👮‍♂️ One Topless Waiter

  • Keep it simple but unforgettable with your very own topless waiter. Whether you want cocktails poured, shots served, or party games hosted, he’s there to turn up the energy and keep the bride-to-be in the spotlight. Outfit options? Police-themed pants for sleek style, or just an apron if you’re looking to dial up the cheekiness.

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Three Polaroid photos from a party. The top photo shows two men in police costumes posing indoors with shiny curtains in the background. The middle photo features a woman with a veil and pink outfit, standing close to a topless man with tattoos. The bottom photo depicts a man and a woman, both smiling and holding drinks, with one wearing a cowboy hat indoors.

1-800 HOT COPS is Melbournes Hens Night Hotline

We’re the cheekiest law enforcement in town, and we’re coming to a party near you to serve up the best topless bartenders in Melbourne with a hilarious Hot Cop twist!

Whether its a hens party, birthday surprise, girls night out, divorce party, or pre-game session at the hotel - Our performers bring a comedic, tasteful and high-energy show that leaves your gals laughing, cheering, and wanting more.

Across Melbourne, South Yarra, Fitzroy, the Mornington Peninsula, Geelong, and the entirety of regional Victoria, you can count on the hens night hotline for on demand party entertainment that will leave your group chat in hysterics for weeks to come - and even better, we operate a 24/7 booking line.

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1800HOTCOPS booking guide "how do I book in"

STEP 1 - DIAL THE hens night HOTLINE☎️

No matter how last minute, or how far in advance you’re planning a party, our dedicated party planning team is waiting by our 24/7 booking line to help curate an incredible experience for your hens party or girls night out.

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A police officer is speaking on the phone while sitting in a vehicle with two people, one wearing a red bandana around their neck. The scene appears to take place in a residential area.

step 2 - speak with our party dispatch team👮‍♂️

We’ll ask you a series of questions to get to know your group, so we can help curate a tailored entertainment package for your event, assign the hottest performer to the case, and lock in your booking within a matter of minutes!

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Step 3 - Sit back and relax🥂

Our booking team is with you every step of the way - checking in for any updates in the lead up to your event, and making sure it’s all smooth sailing on the morning of. Once your hospitality trained bartender arrives, let them take care of the drinks, games, and all the cleanup!

"Don't wait! Call us now"
"Don't wait! Call us now"
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