your luxury hens party experience in south yarra

starts here

your luxury hens party experience starts here

in the heart of south yarra

turn your southside soiree into a stylish affair with melbourne’s favourite entertainment brand

Welcome to 1-800 HOT COPS - South Yarra & Toorak’s Hens Night Hotline.

We’re the cheekiest police in town, patrolling Chapel Street and surrounds, delivering premium hens nights’, milestone birthday parties, and girls-weekend experiences.

Choose from our most popular experiences, such as our Life Drawing / Paint & Sip Classes with sexy police officers, or turn up the heat with our signature 20 minute hot cop raid for a performance you’ll never forget.

Your bride deserves the best - think rooftop martinis shaken by our charming topless waiters, or a hilarious entertainment in a marble-lined penthouse.

1-800 HOT COPS are trusted by hens across the city to provide laughter that should be illegal.

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Our hens packages in south Yarra & toorak

👮🏻‍♂️signature hot cop strip show

Chapel Streets’ got a new sheriff in town…

Take our hilarious hot cops off their nightly patrol and into your party. Our signature Hot Cop Strip Show combines comedy, choreography and charisma - a 20-minute performance full of high-energy theatrics and unbelievable and shocking surprises. Each act is personalised to your space and group dynamic, balancing class and chaos in perfect proportion.

Inclusions:

  • 20 Minute Choreographed Show

  • Portable Sound & Light Setup

  • Customisable Costumes & Music Requests

  • Additional 10 Minutes of Guest Interaction & Photos

  • Travel & Setup Included

Perfect For:

Brides-to-be and bridesmaids who want more excitement than just dinner plans. This show turns your hens night into an unforgettable spectacle.

Or maybe you’re a corporate group looking to turn a formal evening into a surprise story that no-one can tell HR. Perfect for end of year parties, birthdays and private celebrations that call for champagne and chaos in equal measure.

🎨mobile paint & SIp class

Our creative crowd favourite brings art, laughter and a dangerously handsome muse to your doorstep. Guided by your art teacher host and model, this 60-Minute session blends tasteful fun with genuine artistry. From champagne flutes to charcoal sketches, it’s’ the perfect ice-breaker for groups wanting a refined yet risqué start to the night.

Even better, show your bride-to-be how much you love her with a beautiful hand-drawn keepsake to seal the memory.

Inclusions:

  • 60-Minute Hosted Paint & Sip / Life Drawing Class

  • Professional Entertainer/Model as your Muse

  • Professional Art Teacher

  • All Materials Supplied

  • Music, Setup, Cleanup Included

  • Optional Upgrade: Topless Bartender to serve drinks and clean while you enjoy the show!

Perfect For:

Groups who want fun with sophistication and spark - think Toorak Bride Tribes’, South Yarra Bottomless Brunch with the girlies, or corporate teams looking for a polished, playful twist on their celebration.

For those who want to spoil their bride-to-be with the ultimate combination of thrill and interactivity…

👑the full monty👑

South Yarra doesn't do half measures - and neither do we. Our Full Monty experience is the complete transformation from classy to cheeky: kicking the evening off with a bang, starting with our signature show and flowing seamlessly into our Paint & Sip masterclass.

Watch the energy turn electric as your officer on duty lays’ down the law for a hilarious 20 minute show, and then turns into the muse of your masterpiece. Sip champagne, sketch and bond with your besties with The Full Monty package.

bundle & save: Add a charming topless waiter to your package to mix cocktails, serve drinks, cook & clean.

  • Absolutely - most of our Toorak and South Yarra bookings take place in private homes, rooftop apartments, or boutique hotel suites. Our performers arrive fully prepared with music, lighting, and equipment - no venue hire required.

  • We’re a private entertainment concierge & bespoke party planning service. With a focus on wholesome, cheeky, and interactive fun - every event is curated to your space, vibe, group dynamic.

  • Absolutely - bundle and save with our combination packages!

  • For weekend dates, we recommend 2-4 weeks’ notice. Our Southside roster books out fast, especially in peak wedding season (October to March).

  • Yes - our “Full Monty” package and Topless Waiter packages are designed for multi-hour experiences. We handle the setup, art supplies, music and entertainment so you can relax with a glass of Veuve.

  • Definitely - We tailor tone, performance style and attire to your comfort. From playful life-drawing to high-energy showtime, everything is designed with fun and laughter in mind.

  • 1-800 HOT COPS does not apply travel fees for South Yarra & Toorak Hens Party Bookings.

  • Yes - we often partner with and perform at Commercial Rd and Chapel Street favourites like The Emerson, The Beverly Rooftop, and The Osborne.

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Need inspiration? 🥂See where we party in style

  • Luxury hens night venue in South Yarra rooftop bar at sunset.

    🌃 Our South Yarra Hotspots - Where Hens Are Booking Us

    In Toorak & South Yarra, luxury lives in the details - the marble bar tops, the rooftop sunsets and the sound of champagne corks before midnight. Our Hot Cops are regulars across the south-side scene, bringing hilarious entertainment to penthouse suites, boutique hotels and function rooms in iconic venues.

    Check Out Which Venues Hens Book Us For👇

    The Emerson Rooftop

    The Osborne Rooftop & Bar

    Circus Bar

    The Beverly Rooftop

    Wonderland

  • Luxury Toorak mansion terrace prepared for private hens party.

    🏠 Lux hens weekend? check out these toorak hotspots

    For hens & girls weekend groups looking for an upmarket staycation for, it’s impossible to look past Domain Precinct Residences and Toorak Road Penthouse Airbnbs’.

    Hens Party groups frequently book 1-800 HOT COPS for surprise appearances at luxury hotels and airbnb’s in the area, as well as booking function rooms in iconic venues like:

    The Botanical on Domain Road

    The Lyall Hotel & Spa

    Trak Lounge Bar

  • Stylish South Yarra girls night out with premium champagne service.

    Our signature touch👮🏻‍♂️

    We coordinate directly with your chosen venue, as well as our partner venues to handle all logistics - music, lighting, entry, timing and setup. Whether you’re hosting on a Toorak terrace or a South Yarra rooftop, 1-800 HOT COPS turns elite spaces into unforgettable celebrations.

    So what are you waiting for!?

    🚨Dial Southside’s Hens Party Hotline🚨

    call us today