Star Sign: Aries ♈️ (zero chill, all thrill)
Height: 6’3”
Specialty: Maximum energy. Maximum mayhem. Minimum filter.
Vibe: Gossip column gladiator meets human Red Bull

Standing at a colossal 6’3”, Dirk Diggler isn’t just the tallest weapon in the 1-800 HOT COPS lineup—he’s a certified phenomenon. With a reputation as a professional wrestler, Melbourne nightlife personality, and frequent tabloid troublemaker, Dirk’s known for one thing: making headlines and heart rates skyrocket.

Nicknamed “The Red Flag” for his unapologetic chaos and magnetic charm, Dirk is the guy your mum hoped you’d never meet—and the one your bridal party can’t wait to book. He brings the wild, the loud, and the wildly inappropriate energy that takes your hens night from tame to totally unhinged.

When he’s not throwing down in the ring, you’ll catch him throwing shapes on the dance floor, stirring up VIP booths, and making unforgettable entrances that are half strip show, half WWE.

🚨 Book Dirk if you dare—but don’t say we didn’t warn you. He’s the red flag you’ll run straight toward.