⚠️Warning: Your Geelong Hens Party Just Got Out of Control

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Three polaroid-style photos of people at a party. The top photo shows two people in police costumes, one with sunglasses leaning on a pink prop. The middle photo depicts a woman with a veil and pink hat, touching a shirtless man with tattoos. The bottom photo features two women; one with a cowboy hat singing or speaking into a microphone, and the other laughing and holding a drink.
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From Little Malop Street to the Waterfront, our Hot Cops storm your Airbnb, hotel suite, or function room with cheeky charm and premium polish.

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It starts like a legit art class… until the sirens hit.

Our Hot Cop raids your session with rapidfire rounds of poses and cheeky prompts to hone your art skills and leave your bride-to-be with a memorable keepsake she’ll never forget.

BYO Bellarine bottles, mobile to Newtown/Belmont Airbnbs or hosted near the waterfront. The perfect activity for a fun hens weekend afternoon ~ for even the fussiest of brides!

🎨Mobile paint & SIP classes

🚨Hot Cop strip show

Make your Geelong hens night illegal levels of fun with our signature Hot Cop Strip Show ~ High Energy, Hilarious and Unforgettable.

We operate a 24/7 patrol through the streets of the Geelong CBD, the Waterfront, Newtown, Torquay and the Bellarine with seamless timing, sweet dance moves, photo-ready moments and easy add-ons like topless waiters and party games.

If your party is in a fun-emergency, call the hens night hotline for an instant fix.

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    No summer hens party is complete without beachside views, boutiques, cocktails and some top-tier male entertainment.

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    Golden-hour photos on the Geelong Waterfront, with drinks mixed and served by our handsome topless waiters.

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    Picture this: Dinner on Pako, private room for speeches… then sirens. Our Hot Cops kick straight into performance mode ~ we run the moment, venue-friendly.

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    Kick the afternoon off with a Bellarine Winery loop and return back to your Airbnb with our Hot Cop performers waiting to knock the door down with a showstopping performance.

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⚠️The Geelong hens party scene is on high alert!⚠️Book your Hot Cop now before the case is closed.

👮🏻‍♂️Now dispatching Male Strippers, Topless Waiters, and Mobile Paint & Sip Classes all across the Bellarine Peninsula.

CALL GEELONG'S HENS NIGHT HOTLINE

  • Fridays - Saturdays fill fast. 2-6 Weeks is ideal, but we often dispatch last minute. Send your details fast for a written quote.

  • Yes! We keep volume and footprint tight, arrive early, bring all the equipment so there’s no headaches for you.

  • Absolutely. We quote any travel free upfront and sync timing with your itinerary.

  • Yes. Our shows are compact and volume-controlled; we coordinate to avoid noise breaches.

  • Our Hens Night Hotline operates 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

Another MASSIVE weekend keeping Melbourne’s hens, brides-to-be and girl gangs entertained by the city’s cheekiest police officers👮🏻‍♂️🚨 From life-drawing class chaos to living-room performances, the hotline was buzzing and the lau
Get yourself a HotCop that can do it all👀 🚔Now patrolling Hens, Bridal & Birthday Parties all across Melbourne, Geelong, Mornington & Victoria.