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1-800 HOT COPS is Melbournes Hens Night Hotline

We’re the cheekiest law enforcement in town, and we’re coming to a party near you to serve up the best male strippers in Australia with a hilarious Hot Cop twist!

Whether its a hens party, birthday surprise, girls night out, divorce party, or pre-game session at the hotel - Our performers bring a comedic, tasteful and high-energy show that leaves your gals laughing, cheering, and wanting more.

Across Melbourne, South Yarra, Fitzroy, the Mornington Peninsula, Geelong, and the entirety of regional Victoria, you can count on the hens night hotline for on demand party entertainment that will leave your group chat in hysterics for weeks to come - and even better, we operate a 24/7 booking line.

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1800HOTCOPS booking guide "how do I book in"

STEP 1 - DIAL THE hotcop HOTLINE☎️

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No matter how last minute, or how far in advance you’re planning a party, our dedicated party planning team is waiting by our 24/7 booking line to help curate an incredible experience for your hens party or girls night out.

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step 2 - speak with our dispatch team👮‍♂️

We’ll ask you a series of questions to get to know your group, so we can help curate a tailored entertainment package for your event, assign the hottest performer to the case, and lock in your booking within a matter of minutes!

Step 3 - let the show begin🚨

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Our booking team is with you every step of the way - checking in for any updates in the lead up to your event, and making sure it’s all smooth sailing on the morning of. Once your hot cop arrives, just sit back and enjoy the show!

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Planning a hens can be stressful - Rest assured, our professional entertainers come prepared with all the necessary props, equipment, and most importantly - dance moves, to make sure theres’ no headaches on the big day.

You bring the crowd and the laughter, we’ll bring the heat🔥

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Double hot cop raid

Turn up the heat with TWO cheeky police-themed performers delivering a high-energy raid guaranteed to shock the bride and keep the whole party buzzing.
Perfect for bigger groups who want more laughs, more interaction, and double the fun at their hens night or girls’ night in Melbourne.

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sIGNATURE HOT COP SHOW

Our most popular act, the Signature Hot Cop Show, features one cheeky police-themed male performer delivering a playful raid that will leave the bride-to-be blushing and the whole party in stitches.
This high-energy show blends comedy, charm, and just the right amount of cheek to create an unforgettable experience.

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life drawing paint and sip class in melbourne for hens night

show + art class

Our most premium package begins with a cheeky Hot Cop performance, as your undercover officer storms in to raid the party and surprise the bride-to-be. Once the laughter and blushes are flowing, the night seamlessly transforms into a guided male life drawing class hosted by your performer. This exclusive combo delivers both high-energy entertainment and a creative, interactive experience. The perfect all-in-one package for brides who deserve nothing less than unforgettable.
This unique combo blends cheeky entertainment with a creative twist, making it one of our most popular hens party packages for brides who want something unforgettable.

MEET YOUR HOTCOPS

🐎CHAD STALLION🐎

1-800 HOT COPS Raunchiest Stripper & Art Class Aficionado

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🍾MAX HUNGWELL🥂

1-800 HOT COPS Signature Cocktail Specialist

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🚩DIRK "the red flag" Diggler🚩

1-800 HOT COPS Superstar Performer & Resident Party Starter

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