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brunswick & fitzroy
turn your bride-to-be’s final fling into an unforgettable affair
in brunswick & fitzroy
welcome to 1-800 hot cops ~ brunswick & fitzroy’s hens night hotline…
We’re the cheekiest police in Melbourne’s north, patrolling Sydney Road and Smith Street with cocktails in hand and sketchpads at the ready.
Whether it’s a hens night, milestone birthday, or a girls-weekend trip to the inner-north, we bring luxury entertainment with a creative twist.
Choose from our crowd-favourite Paint & Sip Classes featuring our dangerously handsome muses, or turn up the tempo with our signature Hot Cop Strip Show - a 30-minute burst of comedy, choreography, and chaos that ends in laughter (and maybe a masterpiece).
🌅 By day, our dispatch team is cracking the case - helping brides plan bespoke, elaborate and decadent hens parties for brides in Melbournes hospitality capital…
🌃 By night, our officers trade their badges for body oil — serving up hilarious entertainment that’ll have your group chat in meltdown long after the sirens fade.
our mobile entertainment packages in brunswick & fitzroy
(WE BRING THE PARTY TO YOU)
👮🏻♂️signature hot cop strip show
There’s a new sheriff north of the river… and he’s trading sirens for sketchpads.
Our 20-minute Hot Cop Show blends high-energy theatrics, crowd interaction, and a dose of tasteful mischief — perfect for Fitzroy rooftops, Brunswick Airbnbs, or art studios hosting hens nights with flair.
Inclusions:
20 Minute Choreographed Show
Portable Sound & Light Setup
Customisable Costumes & Music Requests
Additional 10 Minutes of Guest Interaction & Photos
Travel & Setup Included
Perfect For:
Brides-to-be and bridesmaids who want more excitement than just dinner plans. This show turns your hens night into an unforgettable spectacle.
Or maybe you’re a corporate group looking to turn a formal evening into a surprise story that no-one can tell HR. Perfect for end of year parties, birthdays and private celebrations that call for champagne and chaos in equal measure.
🎨paint & SIp class
Our creative crowd favourite brings art, laughter and a dangerously handsome muse to your doorstep. Guided by your art teacher host and model, this 60-Minute session blends tasteful fun with genuine artistry. From champagne flutes to charcoal sketches, it’s’ the perfect ice-breaker for groups wanting a refined yet risqué start to the night.
Even better, show your bride-to-be how much you love her with a beautiful hand-drawn keepsake to seal the memory.
Inclusions:
60-Minute Hosted Paint & Sip / Life Drawing Class
Professional Entertainer/Model as your Muse
Professional Art Teacher
All Materials Supplied
Music, Setup, Cleanup Included
Optional Upgrade: Topless Bartender to serve drinks and clean while you enjoy the show!
Perfect For:
Groups who want sophistication with spice - perfect for boho Airbnb day parties, a boozy afternoon in a rooftop garden, or converted warehouses along Sydney Road and Smith Street.
topless waiter packages
Our Topless Waiter Packages bring five-star service to your celebration. Each of our off-duty officers serves drinks, hosts games, and keeps the party flowing — all with a smile (and not much else). Perfect for hens parties, birthdays, or girls’ nights needing a little extra fun between sips and laughter.
prefer to visit our venue instead? check out our premium offering
👑the ultimate hens package👑
What’s Included?
Introducing our Ultimate Art Experience — a 90-minute immersive hens party hosted at our exclusive Johnston Street, Fitzroy venue. This premium package includes a professional life-drawing model, an experienced art instructor, and a charming topless bartender to keep the drinks flowing. Indulge in curated food and beverage packages as you sketch, sip, and laugh your way through Melbourne’s most elegant and entertaining art class — perfect for groups seeking a polished, venue-based celebration without the setup stress of mobile packages.
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Absolutely - our HotCops regularly perform at Airbnbs, terrace houses, and private venues across Sydney Road and Lygon Street. We bring all lighting, music, and art supplies with us.
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For mobile classes, We supply all the art materials, setup, cleanup, music, and of course, your professional muse.
For premium classes hosted at our Johnston Street venue, you’ll have the option of various tailored food & beverage packages and topless waiters & barmen for an all-inclusive 1.5-2 hour experience.
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Absolutely - and that’s exactly why we created The Full Monty Package.
Many bridesmaids tell us they struggle to plan a hens itinerary that keeps the vibes high without burning everyone out. This combo gives you the best of both worlds - a hilarious, memory-making performance that gets the laughter started, followed by a calmer, more interactive art class that keeps the energy flowing for the rest of the afternoon/evening.
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Our team offers a stylish canapé and drinks service designed to complement your art and entertainment experience. Guests can enjoy a rotating selection of gourmet bites - from crisp vegetarian and vegan creations to indulgent meat and seafood favourites - all beautifully plated and served fresh during your session. Pair it with cocktails, wine, or sparkling from our curated drinks menu, and you’ve got the perfect balance of indulgence and atmosphere.
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Not at all - we keep the tone lighthearted and fun. Many groups include mums, aunties, and grandmothers who end up laughing the loudest!
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Our shows and art classes fit comfortably in most living rooms or studio spaces, however, if your space is especially tight - don’t worry, our entertainers are more than capable of improvising to your needs.
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Absolutely - Our HotCops love to go undercover. The more creative your request, the happier we are to make it a reality.
Some examples include Cowboy, Magic Mike, Pizza Boy, Mailman, Fireman, 50 Shades, etc.
Custom playlists & requests are always welcome.
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We recommend booking at least 3–4 weeks ahead, especially during peak season (October to March) when inner-north hens parties fill fast.
Call Our Dedicated Team of Party Planners and Entertainers - Now Based in The Heart of Melbourne’s Inner-North.
(Last Minute Call-Outs Welcome)
need some ideas? see where Brunswick hens love to host the hotcops
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🍸 START THE EVENING IN STYLE - CELEBRATION SPOTS YOU’LL LOVE
For groups planning a full-day celebration, Brunswick offers endless stops between sips and sketches.
Start your afternoon at The Penny Black or Bar Romantica, host your private entertainment at an Airbnb on Sydney Road, then dance your way into the night. Our team coordinates setup, sound, and lighting, so you can focus on cocktails, laughter, and memories.
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🚨OUR SIGNATURE TOUCH
We handle the full experience: logistics, timing, and entertainment that transitions seamlessly from cheeky to charming. Whether it’s a Paint & Sip in a converted warehouse or a surprise show in your Airbnb, our Hot Cops make it effortless. Brunswick’s creative edge meets our signature high-energy service - guaranteed to keep your group chat buzzing for weeks.
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🖌️ PAINT, WINE & EVERYTHING DIVINE - FOR THE ARTSY HEN
In Brunswick, it’s all about character and creativity. Our Hot Cops bring the entertainment to the suburb’s most-loved venues. Whether it’s laughter echoing through Brunswick Mess Hall, sketch sessions at Howler, or cocktails at Noisy Ritual, your hens night will feel right at home in Melbourne’s most artistic neighbourhood.
Check Out Our Hens’ Favourite Spots In The Area:
- Rice Paper Scissors Function Room
- Tyrian Serviced Apartments
- Naked For Satan
- Neighbourhood Wine
