celebrate by the seA
portsea & sorrento’s premiere hens experiences
welcome to 1-800 hot cops - portsea & sorrento’s hens night hotline
We’re the cheekiest police on the tip of the Peninsula, rolling up to beach houses, patrolling cliff-top Airbnbs and spicing up seaside hotels with premium hens’ entertainment.
Expect hotel-level service every step of the way, guided by a charming team of seasoned hens party planners specialising in bespoke hens experiences - all without leaving the comfort of your Airbnb or hotel.
We believe luxury is in the details - music, lighting, timing and flow—handled. You just pop the bottles and enjoy the sea breeze.
pick your vibe…
👮🏻♂️signature police strip show
*Knock, Knock* Did someone call the police?
There are some hens night traditions that never go out of style — and this is one of them. Our Signature Hot Cop Strip Show brings the timeless cheek of a classic hens celebration to the coast, with polished choreography, playful storytelling, and just the right dose of mischief.
Set against Portsea’s sea breeze or Sorrento’s sunset glow, your officer on duty blends comedy, charm, and confidence into a 20-minute performance that feels more celebration than spectacle. It’s laughter, music, and nostalgia wrapped up in a memory you’ll still be giggling about long after check-out.
Perfect For:
Brides who believe no hens party is complete without the classic Hot Cop callout and high-end events that extend long into the night.
Compatible with brunch, lunch and dinner venues, as well as airbnb’s, hotels, beachfront’s and backyards.
🎨Mobile Life Drawing class
A cheeky crafternoon full of laughter & bubbles.
Not every moment of a hens weekend needs to be wild — some deserve to be remembered. Our Paint the Police class offers a slower tempo between the brunches, wineries and dance floors. With a glass in hand and a Hot Cop as your muse, your group can laugh, sketch and reconnect before the night begins.
Inclusions:
Your choice of a 30, 60 or 90-minute hosted art experience with a sexy police officer & art teacher
All materials provided
Music, setup & cleanup included
Perfect for:
Groups seeking a calm, creative intermission — ideal between long coastal lunches and wilder after-dark plans. A favourite for multigenerational or mixed-energy parties.
👑the full monty package👑 (OUR best seller)
What’s Included?
The most popular package on the Peninsula — and for good reason. The Full Monty combines the laughter of the Hot Cop Show with the creativity of the Sexy cop paint & sip for a complete Portsea & Sorrento celebration.
We start strong with a cheeky, high-energy performance that gets everyone laughing and engaged, then roll straight into the life drawing experience — music, materials and mood already set. It’s classy, inclusive and perfectly paced for long coastal weekends with bubbles, views and your closest friends.
🏖️Our sorrento hotspots - where hens book us
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Night out on the town? here's where we'll meet you
In Portsea & Sorrento, luxury = ocean air, marble bars and sunset decks. Our Hot Cops are regulars across the south-coast scene—penthouse suites, seaside hotels and function rooms included.
Check out favourites:The Continental Sorrento (The Conti)
Sorrento Hotel
Portsea Hotel
Sorrento Sailing Couta Boat Club
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LUX HENS WEEKENDER w/ the girls? TRY THESE STAYS
For an up-market staycation, groups love cliff-top Airbnbs and boutique resorts. For weekend trips away with the girlies, our HotCops are often booked at:
Portsea Golf Club & Resort
RACV Cape Schanck Resort
Moonah Links
Jackalope Hotel (Merricks North)
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ELEVATE WITH FOOD & WINE
Make a day of it—brunch then show.
Our top picks on the Peninsula:Alba Thermal Springs & Spa (Rye)
Montalto • Polperro • Pt. Leo Estate
St Andrews Beach Brewery
💡HOT TIP:
Add a “Venue Coordination” note: “We’ll liaise with managers for access, set times and gear drop so you can just walk in and enjoy.”
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Absolutely—most Portsea & Sorrento bookings are in beach houses, villas, and boutique hotels. We arrive self-contained with music, lighting and minimal footprint. No venue hire required.
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We keep volumes party-friendly, position speakers indoors, and pace the show to avoid outdoor nuisance. If your property has curfews, we tailor the run-sheet.
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Yes - our Full Monty bundles the show + Paint & Sip with a single setup and reset. Add a Topless Waiter for the full concierge feel.
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Weekends fill fast—2+ weeks is ideal—but we do last-minute call-outs when the roster allows.
Call us at 1800 468 267 to get priority access to the schedule.
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We coordinate directly with your chosen venue or recommend partners. We handle logistics, entries and timing so it’s frictionless on the night.
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Give us a call at 1800 468 267 or send us an e-mail at info@1800hotcops.com.
