Melbourne’s Funniest Male Stripper

📍 Chad Stallion

Charming, hilarious and built for shy brides who need a confidence boost without the cringe.

Chad delivers the signature HotCop surprise - bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to have the crowd laughing in hysterics. He's one of Australia's most-booked entertainers for a reason. Find out why.

  • Tagline: "Banter & Biceps"
    Height: 6'0 Star
    Sign: Sagittarius
    Location: Melbourne, Sydney & Brisbane
    Perfect For: Shy brides and big groups wanting huge laughs
    Known For: Cheesy gag moments, slick routines, elite banter Bookable
    Services: Hot Cop Strip Show, Life Drawing Classes, Topless Waiter
    Best Setting: Private homes, Airbnbs, hotel suites, function rooms

  • If you want the room to erupt - in laughter first, screams second - Chad is your guy. His comedy-first approach means everyone feels comfortable, no matter how nervous the group started out.

    • The Hot Cop Strip Show + Bride Arrest Experience

    • Paint & Sip / Life Drawing Classes (hosted by Chad)

    • Topless Waiter / Bartender

    1. You pick the vibe (sweet, cheeky or full chaos).

    2. We confirm arrival timing and the surprise setup plan.

    3. Chad arrives as Officer Stallion and sets the tone instantly.

    4. The show goes into full swing - maximum laughs and hilarious photo moments.

    5. A slick routine that keeps it exciting without crossing lines.

    6. Additional games, drink mixing, group photos and mingling.

  • Chad is most commonly booked across Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane.
    Available for private homes, Airbnbs, hotel suites, function rooms and venue backrooms.

    If you're planning a hens party and want the group laughing from the first knock on the door - Chad is the booking.