the ultimate guide to planning a hens party in geelong
Planning a hens in geelong? Here are three plug-and-play itineraries - waterfront glam, bellarine winery loop, and a torquay surf-to-soiree ~ each ending with a signature 1-800 HOT COPS Finish
Why geelong is a cheat code for hens
From Little Malop Street to Eastern beach and the Bellarine Vineyards, Geelong gives you close-together hotspots, luxe Airbnb options and golden hour photo-ops.
Whether you’re kicking off an evening of fun with a masterclass in painting our nude cops, or wrapping up an evening with our signature hot cop strip show’s, you can rest assured we’ve got the guide to make your hens in Geelong unforgettable.
Itinerary 1 — CBD & Waterfront Golden Hour (4pm–11pm)
4:00 pm — Check in (Geelong CBD/Waterfront)
Drop bags, chill the bubbles, set up a cute “evidence board” welcome (polaroids + bride’s “charges”).
5:15 pm — Sundowners on the Waterfront
Hero pics at Eastern Beach/Corio Bay. (Tip: shoot 45 minutes before sunset.)
6:30 pm — Dinner near Little Malop Street
Fuel up. Keep desserts to-go for the after-party.
8:30 pm — Apartment reset
Bluetooth speaker check, glasses topped, bride blindfold optional.
9:00 pm — Headline Moment: Hot Cop Show
High-energy, respectful, tailored from PG-13 → cheeky R. Tight run-sheet = zero dead air.
9:45 pm — Topless Waiter Service (optional)
Cocktail topping, photos, party games—we host, you sip.
11:00 pm — Wrap
Group hero shot + cheeky certificates.
Book it: Request Backup → “CBD/Waterfront Golden Hour Package”
Itinerary 2 — Bellarine Winery Loop → Home-Base Finale (12pm–10:30pm)
12:00 pm — Bellarine tastings
Two wineries + one long lunch. Keep hydration in the mix.
5:00 pm — Back to base (Airbnb in Barwon Heads/Ocean Grove/Drysdale)
Snack board, playlist, easels set.
6:00 pm — Paint & Sip Life Drawing Raid
Starts as a legit mini art class—shorter poses, big laughs—then sirens: a surprise Hot Cop entrance.
7:30 pm — Photo carousel + awards
Bride badge, “Most Artistic Felon,” and Polaroid-style moments.
9:00 pm — Optional add-on: Games + MC
We run light competition so your shy friends feel included.
Book it: Request Backup → “Bellarine Day-to-Night Combo”
Itinerary 3 — Torquay Surf-to-Soirée (2pm–10pm)
2:00 pm — Beach & boutiques
Easy day pace; save energy for the night.
5:30 pm — Airbnb reset (Torquay/Surf Coast)
We arrive 10–15 minutes early; noise managed after 10 pm.
6:30 pm — Warm-up games + bridal roast (PG)
Laughter without crossing lines.
7:00 pm — Hot Cop Show
Polished choreography, consent-first approach, camera-aware moments.
8:00 pm — Topless Waiter hosting
Cocktails, speeches, group photos—no awkward lulls.
Book it: Request Backup → “Surf Coast Soirée”
Popular add-ons (stack for bigger impact)
Topless Waiters: Host, pour, pose for photos.
MC & Party Games: Structured fun, zero cringe.
Life Drawing Materials: High-gsm paper, clipboards, charcoal/pencils.
Cheeky Awards Pack: Bride badge, certificates, “case closed” moment.
Venue & Airbnb etiquette (read me)
Noise & footprint: We keep volume controlled; compact speaker.
Consent & boundaries: Briefed on arrival; you choose the spice level.
Space check: 2.5m x 2.5m clear area ideal; floor protection supplied for art classes.
IG-safe: Camera-aware staging and censorship overlays available.
Geelong FAQ (mini)
Can you perform at our Waterfront Airbnb/hotel? Yes—host rules permitting; we keep things tidy and on schedule.
Do you service Bellarine & Surf Coast? Absolutely; transparent travel fee quoted upfront.
How early should we book? 2–6 weeks ideal; last-minute dispatch possible.
