how to plan the ultimate girls weekend getaway in phillip island
Real plans that work in Cowes, San Remo/Newhaven, Smiths Beach, Ventnor and Cape Woolamai. All ending with a 1-800 HOT COPS® headline moment.
30-Minute Setup Checklist (Phillip Island edition)
Clear a 2.5m x 2.5m lounge zone (Cowes holiday houses: move the coffee table).
Two lamps + fairy lights; ceiling lights off = flattering photos.
DJ phone + backup speaker near the TV unit.
Kitchen island: glasses, ice, bride badge, “charges” cards.
Quiet-hours friendly: schedule big moments before late night.
Choose Your Entertainment Arc (built for Island homes)
A) The Headliner — Cowes Male Strippers (Show Only)
Door knock → Hot Cop strip show → group hero shot → speeches. Big peak, fast turnaround.
Best for: Cowes townhouses/apartments close to Thompson Ave.
B) The Top Hen — Show → 60-min Paint & Sip Life Drawing
High-energy show first, then a guided paint & sip using your officer as the muse. Inside jokes + sketches.
Best for: Cape Woolamai / Smiths Beach living-dining spaces.
C) Hosted Night — Topless Waiters (2 hrs) + Micro-Games
Cocktail topping, light MC, photos and fun challenges that keep momentum high.
Best for: Ventnor / Rhyll houses with mixed-age groups.
Floor Plans That Work on the Island
Open-plan Cowes homes: Show in lounge; class at the island bench.
Narrow lounges (Newhaven): Diagonal show zone; guests in a horseshoe.
Deck + lounge (Ventnor/Surf Beach): Hype circle outside; headline moment inside.
Split level (Cape Woolamai): Waiters upstairs; show on main level for visibility.
Local Logistics (no fluff, just useful)
Areas we roll: Cowes, Silverleaves, Ventnor, Rhyll, Smiths Beach, Surf Beach, Cape Woolamai, Newhaven, San Remo.
Accommodations: Airbnbs/holiday houses and private venues.
Wildlife note: We don’t perform at the Penguin Parade—stage the party at your accommodation, then head out after.
Micro-Games That Actually Land
Badge Pass: Whoever holds the badge hypes the next photo.
30-Second Sketch-Off: Rapid pose during class; winner picks the next challenge.
Evidence Tags: Guests write the bride’s “charges” and we read the best three.
Mini FAQ (Phillip Island)
Do you service beyond Cowes? Yes—San Remo, Newhaven, Rhyll, Ventnor, Smiths Beach, Cape Woolamai, Surf Beach.
Combo or single service? Both. The Top Hen (show → 60-min class) is our Island favourite.
How late can we book? Same-week requests happen—ask and we’ll try to dispatch.