ballarat’s hens night hotline 

  MEET THE CITY’S CHEEKIEST “OFFICERS” - BALLARAT’S MOST WANTED ENTERTAINERS  

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from “hot cop” strip shows to cute paint & sip afternoons, your night is officially under ‘funvestigation’

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Looking for male strippers in Ballarat who bring the fun straight to your Airbnb, hotel suite, or backyard marquee?
1-800 HOT COPS delivers Australia’s funniest and most interactive hens night entertainment — from our signature Hot Cop strip shows to life drawing and cocktail-serving topless waiters.

Whether you’re hosting a classy girls’ weekend, engagement party, or chaotic birthday, our “officers” are on patrol.

🥂HENS PARTIES & BRIDAL SHOWERS

🎉MILESTONE BIRTHDAYS

💍ENGAGEMENT NIGHTS

👯‍♀️GIRLS NIGHT OUT (OR IN)

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1-800 HOT COPS IS PERFECT FOR:

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🗺️ PLAN YOUR PERFECT BALLARAT girls WEEKEND

From heritage streets to hidden wine bars, Ballarat is built for unforgettable hens weekends. Start your day with bottomless brunch and mimosas at Hydrant Food Hall or L’Espresso Café, then wander through the Ballarat Botanical Gardens for those “before the chaos” photos in matching pink cowgirl hats.

Sip local rosé at Mitchell Harris Wines or Johnny Alloo, check into a luxe Provincial Hotel suite or Craig’s Royal Hotel, and let the prosecco flow before your Hot Cop strip show kicks off.

Hosting from an Airbnb near Lake Wendouree or a Buninyong spa retreat? Our topless waiters and mobile paint & sip classes come fully equipped to turn any living room, marquee, or garden villa into party HQ. Whether it’s a hens night, engagement party, or girls’ weekend away, Ballarat’s mix of old-world charm and cheeky nightlife makes it the perfect stage for one unforgettable raid by 1-800 HOT COP

  • Yes - our officers regularly patrol all across regional Victoria. Ballarat, Creswick, Buninyong, Daylesford, and even Clunes are all within range.

  • Absolutely. Most of our Ballarat shows are hosted at Airbnbs, spa villas, or private gardens. Our setups fit perfectly into living rooms, courtyards, and marquees — minimal space required.

  • Of course. Choose from our roster of Hot Cops, Firefighters, and Tradies, or request your favourite after checking availability.

  • No problem — our routines are compact, self-contained, and volume-controlled. We’ve performed at dozens of Ballarat rentals with zero noise complaints.

Collection of three customer reviews with five-star ratings, mentioning positive experiences with staff and services for events like birthdays and hens parties, with usernames Courtney S., Michelle, and Vienna E.